I read that book Fat is a Feminist issue, got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it.

Privatisation splits hospital services into increasingly small packages.

I've never been a fan of euphemism.

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.

Suffice to say, many women find their first appearance on a comedy panel show to be their last. Second chances seem to be given less often to the female of the species.

I think self-esteem is fluid. It's not a fixed state, and so some days are better than others.

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.