If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

The Democratic party is one that I've always observed. I have struggled greatly in life from the day I was born and I am honored to be apart of something that focuses on working class citizens and molds them into a proud specimen. Mr. Roosevelt and Mr. Kennedy have done so much in that regard for the two generations they've won over during their career course.

Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles.

Mr. Cukor is a hard task-master, a fine director and he took me over the coals giving me the roughest time I have ever had. And I am eternally grateful.

There's nothing wrong with my tits, but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces!

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