If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

There's nothing wrong with my tits, but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces!

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.

Mr. Cukor is a hard task-master, a fine director and he took me over the coals giving me the roughest time I have ever had. And I am eternally grateful.

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.

My tears speak for me.