If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?

Dammit, don't you dare ask God to help me!

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

There's nothing wrong with my tits, but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces!

Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.