Sensitive husbands don't like second billing.
[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide?
My tears speak for me.
Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.
Find your happiest colours - the ones that make you feel good.
There was a saying around MGM: "Norma Shearer got the productions, Greta Garbo supplied the art, and Joan Crawford made the money to pay for both".