If you've earned a position, be proud of it. Don't hide it. I want to be recognized. When I hear people say, 'There's Joan Crawford!' I turn around and say, 'Hi! How are you!'

There's nothing wrong with my tits, but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces!

If I can't be me, I don't want to be anybody. I was born that way.

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house.

If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

I had always known what I wanted, and that was beauty... in every form... a beautiful house, beautiful man, a beautiful life and image. I was ambitious to get the money which would attain all that for me.