If you've earned a position, be proud of it. Don't hide it. I want to be recognized. When I hear people say, 'There's Joan Crawford!' I turn around and say, 'Hi! How are you!'

I used to wash my hands every ten minutes. I couldn't step out of the house unless I had gloves on. I wouldn't smoke a cigarette unless I opened the pack myself, and I would never use another cigarette out of that pack if someone else had touched it.

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Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house.

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.

If I weren't a Christian Scientist, and I saw "Trog" advertised on a marquee across the street, I'd think I'd contemplate suicide.

It is my intention to make no provision herein for my son Christopher or my daughter Christina for reasons which are well known to them.