Dammit, don't you dare ask God to help me!

I absolutely will not allow anyone to call me grandmother. They can call me Auntie Joan, Dee-Dee, Cho-Cho, anything but grandmother. It pushes a woman almost to the grave.

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.

Box-office poison? Mr. Louis B. Mayer always asserted that the studio had built Stage 22, Stage 24 and the Irving Thalberg Building, brick by brick, from the income on my pictures.

Sure, I'd play an ape if they asked me. Maurice Evans did.

It is my intention to make no provision herein for my son Christopher or my daughter Christina for reasons which are well known to them.

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?