Dammit, don't you dare ask God to help me!

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.

You have to be self-reliant and strong to survive in this town. Otherwise you will be destroyed.

If you've earned a position, be proud of it. Don't hide it. I want to be recognized. When I hear people say, 'There's Joan Crawford!' I turn around and say, 'Hi! How are you!'

Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are?

There was a saying around MGM: "Norma Shearer got the productions, Greta Garbo supplied the art, and Joan Crawford made the money to pay for both".

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