Dammit, don't you dare ask God to help me!

Life deals from the bottom, sometimes, doesn't it?

If I can't be me, I don't want to be anybody. I was born that way.

Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.

Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

Sure, I'd play an ape if they asked me. Maurice Evans did.

It is my intention to make no provision herein for my son Christopher or my daughter Christina for reasons which are well known to them.