I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.
I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.
Sensitive husbands don't like second billing.
[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide?
Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house.
Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.