I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.
If I weren't a Christian Scientist, and I saw "Trog" advertised on a marquee across the street, I'd think I'd contemplate suicide.
Find your happiest colours - the ones that make you feel good.
Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are
Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.
Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house.