Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college. You think, I'm joking, they're almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.

Look, guys, no matter what a girl does, no matter how she's dressed, no matter how much she's had to drink, it's never, never, never, never, never OK to touch her without her consent. This doesn't make you a man. It makes you a coward.

In this world, emotion has become suspect - the accepted style is smooth, antiseptic and passionless.

For 70 years there's been a consensus among scholars and the American people on a reading to the Constitution that protects the right of privacy, the autonomy of individuals, while at the same time empowering the federal government to protect the less powerful.

You know you're a success when you look at your kids and realize they turned out better than you.

I got tested for AIDS. I know Barack got tested for AIDS. There's no shame in being tested for AIDS.

Foreign policy is like human relations, only people know less about each other.