Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.