The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."

You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.

The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.