The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.

I love Martin Scorsese, but there's another indication of what The Oscars are all about. They've ignored Martin Scorsese for going on 35 years now, and I wouldn't be surprised if they passed him over again. He'll get one of The Oscars they give you at the end of your life because they feel guilty for never giving you an Oscar.