The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
It's not a crime to get drunk.
Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.