The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."

You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.