I love Martin Scorsese, but there's another indication of what The Oscars are all about. They've ignored Martin Scorsese for going on 35 years now, and I wouldn't be surprised if they passed him over again. He'll get one of The Oscars they give you at the end of your life because they feel guilty for never giving you an Oscar.

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?