Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.