Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.
Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.