The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.
It's not a crime to get drunk.
The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.
There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.
I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?