You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.

In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.

It's not a crime to get drunk.