You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.
It's not a crime to get drunk.
In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.
There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.