I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.
Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street!
There is no defense against the base on balls.
Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore.
Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell.
Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.