One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.
You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.
Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun
It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable.
Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell.
Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street!