Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street!

Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell.

Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore.

He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.