Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.

He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.

The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running.

There is no defense against the base on balls.

Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street!

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.