Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.

Baseball gives you every chance to be great. Then it puts every pressure on you to prove you haven't got what it takes.

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray.

Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.

Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun

You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.