I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray.

I went through baseball as a player to be named later.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street!

Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.

Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell.