The Chicago Cubs are like Rush Street-a lot of singles, but no action.
One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.
The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running.
There is no defense against the base on balls.
Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.
Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore.