Baseball gives you every chance to be great. Then it puts every pressure on you to prove you haven't got what it takes.

You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

Baseball gives you every chance to be great. Then it puts every pressure on you to prove you haven't got what it takes.

He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.

The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running.