Baseball gives you every chance to be great. Then it puts every pressure on you to prove you haven't got what it takes.

He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

I went through baseball as a player to be named later.

Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray.

You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.