Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell.
Baseball gives you every chance to be great. Then it puts every pressure on you to prove you haven't got what it takes.
Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.
You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.
I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.
Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street!