There is no defense against the base on balls.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun

Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street!

You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.