There is no defense against the base on balls.

I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.

I went through baseball as a player to be named later.

Baseball gives you every chance to be great. Then it puts every pressure on you to prove you haven't got what it takes.

You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable.