Baseball gives you every chance to be great. Then it puts every pressure on you to prove you haven't got what it takes.
Joe GaragiolaHe's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.
Joe GaragiolaNever trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.
Joe GaragiolaMy first baseman is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates team, which lost 112 games. After a terrible series against the New York Giants, in which our center fielder made three throwing errors and let two balls get through his legs, manager Billy Meyer pleaded, "Can somebody think of something to help us win a game?" "I'd like to make a suggestion," Metkovich said. "On any ball hit to center field, let's just let it roll to see if it might go foul."
Joe Garagiola