One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.
Joe GaragiolaBaseball gives you every chance to be great. Then it puts every pressure on you to prove you haven't got what it takes.
Joe GaragiolaI guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.
Joe GaragiolaI know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.
Joe GaragiolaMy first baseman is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates team, which lost 112 games. After a terrible series against the New York Giants, in which our center fielder made three throwing errors and let two balls get through his legs, manager Billy Meyer pleaded, "Can somebody think of something to help us win a game?" "I'd like to make a suggestion," Metkovich said. "On any ball hit to center field, let's just let it roll to see if it might go foul."
Joe Garagiola