One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.

The Chicago Cubs are like Rush Street-a lot of singles, but no action.

There is no defense against the base on balls.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore.