Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore.

Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street!

I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

There is no defense against the base on balls.

The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running.