Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.
You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.
Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray.
There is no defense against the base on balls.
Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.
He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.