Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.
Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore.
There is no defense against the base on balls.
Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun
You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.
Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray.