There is no defense against the base on balls.
He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.
Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.
The Chicago Cubs are like Rush Street-a lot of singles, but no action.
One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.
You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.