Policemen, like red squirrels, must be protected.

With madness, as with vomit, it's the passerby who receives the inconvenience.

Every luxury was lavished on you - atheism, breastfeeding, circumcision.

The humble and meek are thirsting for lood

FAY: The British police force used to be run by men of integrity. TRUSCOTT: That is a mistake which has been rectified.

I'm too amused by the way people carry on to give in to despair.

You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.