Policemen, like red squirrels, must be protected.

The humble and meek are thirsting for lood

Every luxury was lavished on you - atheism, breastfeeding, circumcision.

FAY: The British police force used to be run by men of integrity. TRUSCOTT: That is a mistake which has been rectified.

I'd the upbringing a nun would envy. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.

I'm too amused by the way people carry on to give in to despair.

You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.