You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.

With madness, as with vomit, it's the passerby who receives the inconvenience.

The kind of people who always go on about whether a thing is in good taste invariably have very bad taste.

Civilizations have been founded and maintained on theories which refused to obey facts.

Policemen, like red squirrels, must be protected.

I'd the upbringing a nun would envy. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.

Every luxury was lavished on you - atheism, breastfeeding, circumcision.