Every luxury was lavished on you - atheism, breastfeeding, circumcision.
It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception.
I'm too amused by the way people carry on to give in to despair.
I'd the upbringing a nun would envy. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.
Cleanse my heart... Give me the ability to rage correctly
Reading isn't an occupation we encourage among police officers. We try to keep the paperwork down to a minimum.