FAY: The British police force used to be run by men of integrity. TRUSCOTT: That is a mistake which has been rectified.

Reading isn't an occupation we encourage among police officers. We try to keep the paperwork down to a minimum.

FAY: The British police force used to be run by men of integrity. TRUSCOTT: That is a mistake which has been rectified.

Every luxury was lavished on you - atheism, breastfeeding, circumcision.

I'd the upbringing a nun would envy. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.

You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.

I'm too amused by the way people carry on to give in to despair.