You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.
I'm too amused by the way people carry on to give in to despair.
Policemen, like red squirrels, must be protected.
The kind of people who always go on about whether a thing is in good taste invariably have very bad taste.
Cleanse my heart... Give me the ability to rage correctly
I'd the upbringing a nun would envy. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.