Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy-oh-boy women are perfect, perfect joy and perfect ache. Joy when you first meet them and get to know them. Ache when you leave them. Joy. Ache. Joy. Ache. Joyachejoyachejoyachejoyache.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I dont know if its the right thing to do - push your kids into something and then stay on them until they do it. Let them pick what they want to do.