I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.
I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?
You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.
Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?
I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.
Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.