I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I dont know if its the right thing to do - push your kids into something and then stay on them until they do it. Let them pick what they want to do.

Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy-oh-boy women are perfect, perfect joy and perfect ache. Joy when you first meet them and get to know them. Ache when you leave them. Joy. Ache. Joy. Ache. Joyachejoyachejoyachejoyache.

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.