When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.

Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.