I love existing in pre big bang conditions.

I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.

My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.

Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people need, they need their down time. D.C. audiences are almost universally praised by comedians.

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.

Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only real, absolutely provable answers about life and our place in the universe are provided by science, and religion has been holding down science since day one.