Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"
It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.
The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.
Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.