The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind

The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick.

Most of my bits are long stream-of-consciousness- type things, and when I'm doing them onstage, other places to take the theme or idea will hit me, and I just go with it.

Houston Alexander is for real!

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.