Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.

The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both.

I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.