Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

There's a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it's boxing or wrestling, or whatever.

Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.