It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.

If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.

Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is.

There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.