There's a lot of people that I disagree with that I think I could have interesting conversations with. What I don't want to get into is manufactured conflict. I would much rather talk to someone like Dr. Rhonda Patrick or Randall Carlson and be mesmerized by information. I guess in a way that's selfish, or maybe not objective of me. The older (and hopefully wiser) I get the less interested I am in conflict. I don't mind disagreeing with people in a civil way, but I definitely don't want to go out of my way to have an argument unless it's a really important subject.

If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.

I definitely had one guy come up to me and ask if I knew where to get DMT. He had a crewcut and he didn't look like he'd ever done a drug in his life. He didn't seem curious he seemed like he wanted to get me to do something. Like "You're the laziest narc ever dude. This is ridiculous. What, do you think I bring drugs around with me? Are you retarded? Why don't you go find gangsters?"

If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.

I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.