To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
Joe RoganI've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.
Joe RoganThe planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.
Joe RoganYou do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy show on a network the problem is there are going to be a bunch of people who aren't comedians that are going to tell you what's funny.
Joe Rogan