I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.

Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It's all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the setting. And the writing and the execution and the characters are GREAT on (Everybody Loves Raymond).

People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.

I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.

A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.