I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.

If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.

I have this thing built into my contract that the club has to put up a sign that says my act "contains the strongest language and material content imaginable," but, believe it or not, I still get complaints. People want you to be what they want you to be. If they see you on TV and that's what they like, they want you to be EXACTLY like that when they see you live. And if you're not, some of them get upset.