No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.

What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It's all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the setting. And the writing and the execution and the characters are GREAT on (Everybody Loves Raymond).

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities are all over the place. They're natural. You know what's not natural? You, in the middle of the mountains, in the middle of the winter.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.