No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.

I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where they don't have many comedy clubs where they are organizing more comedy nights in bars. I just think this is a fantastic time for stand up.

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it's stretching is if you haven't done it, or that you haven't done it rigorously for a long period of time.

Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith - and that nothing has to be proven.

I like LA because it has a giant supply of great comedians.

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.