When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.
Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.
Be the hero of your own story.