I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.

I used comedy as a way to combat my dyslexia. I was barely getting by scholastically, so I used a lot of humor.

It really is great. Especially having people who we make fun every week come on and poke fun at themselves is really cool, I love that. No reality star has been mad at me yet for making fun of them. I'm sure that one day soon though, someone is going to take a swing at me.

Well, that would be a title [the busiest guy in Hollywood] still reserved for Ryan Seacrest. I have one assistant; he has about nine. I don't have a food taster yet, I don't have a fluffer either. But, yes there are some days when I don't know if I am coming or going.

If you become famous and you start making money, then people want to give you things. It's the exact opposite of how it's supposed to be.