Well, that would be a title [the busiest guy in Hollywood] still reserved for Ryan Seacrest. I have one assistant; he has about nine. I don't have a food taster yet, I don't have a fluffer either. But, yes there are some days when I don't know if I am coming or going.

I love the challenge of an entire year has gone by and how has that affected the character you're playing.

I would like eternal life. I would like to have the power to choose who lives and dies.

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.