I love performing, and it allows me to be very discerning about what I choose next, thank god.

What was my dream when I was 18? My big decision when I was 18 was full keg or pony-size keg. I knew by about 16 or 17 that I was going to be an actor. That was based on the fact that there were not a lot of things that I could be really good at, or that I would enjoy enough to not run out of the building screaming.

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

I loved New Jersey. I thought it was the greatest place in the world because on Halloween kids could start trick or treating right after school. Isn't that great?

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

I think the smart people will get even smarter, and the dumb people will get even dumber. But I think they all will enjoy A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, no matter how you slice it. You know, we keep eating it up. Some of the most intelligent people I know cannot get enough of it. That's a dangerous thing.

I think we are as screwed as a culture as we are saved as a culture.