People have always said since TV was invented what a cultural wasteland it is but I think it is the worst and the best. It is the golden age of television.

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

I love performing, and it allows me to be very discerning about what I choose next, thank god.

Our mantra is that 90 percent of all television is bad, and ten percent has never been better. We make fun of that 90 percent.

I think the smart people will get even smarter, and the dumb people will get even dumber. But I think they all will enjoy A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, no matter how you slice it. You know, we keep eating it up. Some of the most intelligent people I know cannot get enough of it. That's a dangerous thing.

I'm very happy and being raised Catholic I assume it will end tomorrow. The rug will be pulled out from under me and someone will say, now go to your real job, shoveling poop somewhere.

It really is great. Especially having people who we make fun every week come on and poke fun at themselves is really cool, I love that. No reality star has been mad at me yet for making fun of them. I'm sure that one day soon though, someone is going to take a swing at me.