I have always survived with comedy, in that I grew up very dyslexic and did not get good grades. I always thought I was dumb, and there are many people out there that would agree

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

There is some stuff on television that is shocking that it's on there, and shocking that it's not being censored. We run to that with torches and pitchforks and go after it. On Flavor Of Love, when a woman took a dump on the stairs, I mean, that's like J.R. being shot on Dallas, or like maybe the last episode of M*A*S*H. It's a milestone on television that's covered with chlamydia.

It's pretty difficult to promote something the week after Christmas and the week before New Year's.

I'm very happy and being raised Catholic I assume it will end tomorrow. The rug will be pulled out from under me and someone will say, now go to your real job, shoveling poop somewhere.

You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

Our mantra is that 90 percent of all television is bad, and ten percent has never been better. We make fun of that 90 percent.