I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
Joel McHaleIn prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!
Joel McHaleYou have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
Joel McHaleIt's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is.
Joel McHale