Just heard Paul Scholes has retired, best I’ve ever played against by a mile. Most technically gifted player in english history. Legend.

He couldn't put on a coaching session to save his life. I've spoken to people about him and he can barely lay out cones.

Messi is the best that's played the game. Streets ahead of Maradona.

How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it.

Sitting eating sushi in the city, incredibly chilled out reading Nietzsche.

My reputation will always precede me to the day I die. For some people, that probably can't be quickly enough.

I will gladly go to jail in the name of free speech. I have no problem with what I said. Make me a martyr.