He couldn't put on a coaching session to save his life. I've spoken to people about him and he can barely lay out cones.

Messi. 86 goals in calendar year and still 3 games to play! Best to ever play the game in my opinion just edges Maradona.

England did nothing in that World Cup, so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like s**t. Here's my book.'

Messi is the best that's played the game. Streets ahead of Maradona.

My reputation will always precede me to the day I die. For some people, that probably can't be quickly enough.

He couldn't put on a coaching session to save his life. I've spoken to people about him and he can barely lay out cones.

How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it.