I will gladly go to jail in the name of free speech. I have no problem with what I said. Make me a martyr.

Just heard Paul Scholes has retired, best I’ve ever played against by a mile. Most technically gifted player in english history. Legend.

Sitting eating sushi in the city, incredibly chilled out reading Nietzsche.

Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks he isn't is clueless.

England did nothing in that World Cup, so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like s**t. Here's my book.'

How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it.

He couldn't put on a coaching session to save his life. I've spoken to people about him and he can barely lay out cones.