I will gladly go to jail in the name of free speech. I have no problem with what I said. Make me a martyr.

England did nothing in that World Cup, so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like s**t. Here's my book.'

Sitting eating sushi in the city, incredibly chilled out reading Nietzsche.

How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it.

Just heard Paul Scholes has retired, best I’ve ever played against by a mile. Most technically gifted player in english history. Legend.

Messi. 86 goals in calendar year and still 3 games to play! Best to ever play the game in my opinion just edges Maradona.

My reputation will always precede me to the day I die. For some people, that probably can't be quickly enough.