How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it.
Joey BartonJust heard Paul Scholes has retired, best I’ve ever played against by a mile. Most technically gifted player in english history. Legend.
Joey BartonJavier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks he isn't is clueless.
Joey BartonMessi. 86 goals in calendar year and still 3 games to play! Best to ever play the game in my opinion just edges Maradona.
Joey BartonThe American flag is an enduring symbol of liberty, democracy, and justice. It is fitting that the House act to protect it as we approach our nation's birthday, and as our men and women in uniform rally behind it in Iraq's battlefields.
Joey BartonMy reputation will always precede me to the day I die. For some people, that probably can't be quickly enough.
Joey BartonI will gladly go to jail in the name of free speech. I have no problem with what I said. Make me a martyr.
Joey BartonEngland did nothing in that World Cup, so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like s**t. Here's my book.'
Joey Barton