England did nothing in that World Cup, so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like s**t. Here's my book.'

Just heard Paul Scholes has retired, best I’ve ever played against by a mile. Most technically gifted player in english history. Legend.

How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it.

He couldn't put on a coaching session to save his life. I've spoken to people about him and he can barely lay out cones.

Messi is the best that's played the game. Streets ahead of Maradona.

England did nothing in that World Cup, so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like s**t. Here's my book.'

My reputation will always precede me to the day I die. For some people, that probably can't be quickly enough.