Messi. 86 goals in calendar year and still 3 games to play! Best to ever play the game in my opinion just edges Maradona.

He couldn't put on a coaching session to save his life. I've spoken to people about him and he can barely lay out cones.

Messi is the best that's played the game. Streets ahead of Maradona.

Just heard Paul Scholes has retired, best I’ve ever played against by a mile. Most technically gifted player in english history. Legend.

Sitting eating sushi in the city, incredibly chilled out reading Nietzsche.

How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it.

Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks he isn't is clueless.