And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we'll rain down on somewhere else.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.

I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.

If at first you don't succeed...run.

Being in love is totally punk rock.

I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.