Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

The toughest thing about homework is getting mom and pop to agree on the same answer.

I like decorative, functional things that I feel comfortable in.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.

No one was jumping up and saying, 'Yeah, let me give you money.' I had never held a camera in my hand - a home video camera, nothing. I had not directed.

Education is wonderful - it helps you worry about things all over the world.